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FAIL
My other writing projects are being...neglected and I saw someone from a Yugi-oh communiy do this so what the hey. Matt wrote a few of these too.
Title: 50 things I am not to do on the Grand Line
Rating: PG
Word Count: 580-ish
Notes: I should stick to icon making and am really proud of #35 for no good reason.
- Neither Chaka nor Jyabura would like a doggy treat.
- Even though it worked with Lasso and Funkfreid, there are some objects that should never be given devil fruit powers.
- I will not make/perform obsence acts/gestures at the highest point of Skypiea so that that they cast shadows over Jaya.
- I will not put fireworks in Ace's boots.
- Doing Wolverine impressions using Kuro's claws is not appropriate.
- Jango's Hypno Ring is not to be used to start orgies.
- I will not test to see if Den Den Mushis die if you shake salt on them.
- Luffy is not to be used as rope.
- There is no such thing as a "Chin Chin no mi".
- It is in bad taste to ask Calphia or Alvida if they can be used as lubrication.
- The Clima Tacts should not be used for wet t-shirt contests.
- Just because Iceburg wears lipstick does not mean he is a drag queen.
- Mihawk is not compensating for something with that sword of his.
- nor is Zoro.
- Giving Luffy coffee is severely frowned upon.
- Photos containing sexual or pornographic themes may not be used for wanted posters.
- A napping Ace is not a sutable cooking fire.
- Giving catnip to Lucci will always result in death.
- Tone Dials are not to be used for blackmail purposes.
- Contrary to what I believe, Poneglyphs do not have yaoi written on them.
- I am not allowed to see what happens when I give Franky some rum.
- Nor should I offer him Mentos or Pop Rocks to go with his soda.
- Pell is not "The Bird who Lived".
- Refrigerator magnets do not belong on Franky.
- Satori, Geadatsu, Aum and Shura are not the "God Squad" even if they are priests.
- I am not to play matador with Blueno.
- Implying that Usopp's nose looks like a certain other body part is rude.
- Just because I'm not part of a flashback doesn't mean I'm immortal.
- Saying "Cheer up, Emo kid" to Kohza is discouraged.
- Zoro and Zorro are 2 different people and implying the former is secretly the latter is not a good idea.
- I am not allowed to make sand castles out of Sir Crocodile.
- Gan Fall is not Gandalf.
- Mihawk does not suck blood nor is he allergic to garlic.
- Bon Clay's Devil Fruit is not to be used for fufilling sexual fantasies.
- Neither "Lecherous Lavender" nor "Erotic Emerald" are one of Miss Goldenweek's Color Traps.
- There is no hazing process involed in becoming a marine/pirate.
- Guard Point Chopper is not a beach ball.
- I should not alter the text on Sanji's Lovecook T-shirt.
- Ao Kiji should not be used to chill drinks.
- I should never attempt to find out if green is really Zoro's natural hair color if I wish to live.
- Kumadori's hair is not to be used for reproducing something I saw in hentai.
- I should not check to see if you get high off of Smoker by inhaling him.
- Challenging Sanji to an Iron Chef showdown is unwise.
- Zoan fruit users are not to be placed in petting zoos.
- Asking Paulie if he wants a cracker is only funny once.
- Zoro is not to be addressed as "Captain Bloodloss".
- I will not check if Pell is really wearing anything under his robe.
- I will not try to enrole Kokoro in Alcoholics Anonymous.
- When Sanji says "Mellorine" he is not refering to his own "special dessert".
- The Straw Hat is not the precioussss....
Feel free to add your own~
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